
Today I earned a Mother of the Year award.
My children and I are white. And when I say white, I don't just mean we're caucasian. We're reallyyyyy white.
White like Liquid Paper.

White like rice.

White like cotton balls.

White like snowflakes.

White like polar bears.

I recently posted on Facebook that my "translucent fair" make up was too dark for my face.

I forgot the sunscreen. You know, for the kids who usually wear SPF 600.
Tonight I've applied about a gallon of refrigerated aloe vera to some very lobster-ish shoulders, cheeks, noses, arms.
Oh yes, I'll be stepping on stage to do my acceptance speech shortly.

2 comments:
I used to burn so bad I'd blister when I was a kid I hated it! Cold Aloe is the best thing ever! They'll remind you about the sunscreen next time I betcha!!
OH NO!!!!
You can also put them in the shower and pour vinegar over their burns, it takes the sting out of being sun burned.
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